My folks came back from the Canadian International Autoshow today, and one of the items in my father's goody bag was a small sample bottle of a new cologne for men. The bottle's labeled Daytona 500, so I figured what the hell, and gave it a spritz.
I then read on the side the following: "Eau de Toilette Spray." So, basically, I smell like toilet water.
I had to do it all chick-like to and spray it on my neck, and now I smell it all the time, even while typing this. It's making me feel sick and I have a headache...
Stupid Elizabeth Arden wussy beauty product stuff.
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