Enter the Staff

Listen up you crazy cats,

This is Juxtapose's buddy Telly (The Telly referred to in previous posts). I will henceforth be known as Juxtapose's staff, or "The Staff." Why would we here at Arbiter's Judgement do such a crazy thing, you ask? Because referring to a single person as "Staff" is funny, that's why!

So at any rate, I've been tasked with keeping you crazy kids up to date with current events (with The Staff's personal and amusing commentary conveniently inserted) and keeping that grammatically-challenged Juxtapose corrected on mistakes he makes in his posts. That, and whatever other useless crap The Staff can think of commenting on, 'cause useless crap is our mandate.

-The Staff