Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Morning Post

We, the Staff (TM), would like to distance ourselves from some of the inane and nonsensical posts made by our employer in our absence. He gets a little squirrely when We, the Staff (TM), are not around.

-The Staff
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3 comments:

Juxtapose said...

"Inane and nonsensical...?" This all has to do with Phil, doesn't it? You're just jealous 'cause he works tirelessly, while you need a vacation. Sleep is for the week Apu!

Further more, thine squirly employer knows that a morning post comes _before_ a regular post, before! Thou has shamed us all, and Phil's rolling in his grave.

8:32 p.m.
Telly said...

We're not sure which one of us you're singling out, sir, but please stop it. We, The Staff (TM) are a collective entity. To refer to us in a singular tense is an insult!

-The Staff

1:09 a.m.
Juxtapose said...

Lousy multiple personality disorder. Time to take your prozak boy, it's the children's kind, shaped like the blue bird of unhappiness.

6:58 a.m.

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