Saturday, January 28, 2006
Happy Birthday to the Staff
That idiot yutz of a staff member, Telly, celebrates his birthday today. We're not quite sure how old he is, as he can be rather cryptic in his ravings and ramblings, and we really don't even know where he is anymore.
Perhaps he's off battling galactic evil in an attempt to keep the world safe, or perhaps he's simply drunk and waking up next to a chimp. I'd say the latter is more likely.