Thursday, October 04, 2007

What Would the Chief Do?

This past Tuesday night, that company I work for had at a great launch party for one of those shows that they do, and since all the alcohol was free, I went a little overboard.

As I was cabbing it home, while my head was spinning, I couldn't help but ask myself: What would the Master Chief do?


Telly said...

He'd probably rip the door off the cab and use it to skid the rest of the way home. 'Cause that's what the Chief does.

Oh, and he'd melee the cabbie in the back of the head.

-The Staff

Juxtapose said...

Why would the Chief assault an innocent cab driver who was doing his duty by getting me home safely.

I think the Chief'd melee you. Cocky bastard.

Telly said...

We dunno, if the Chief were intoxicated maybe he'd mistake the cabbie for a grunt. Especially if the cabbie had a bit of a squeaky voice. And wore a methane mask.

Hey, it could happen...

-The Staff