Tuesday, April 08, 2008

If I Could Unleash the Force...

... I'd use it to close wheelchair-accessible doors that handicapped people open right as they're about to wheel, hobble, or crawl through.

I'm benevolent that way.


Telly said...

Jerk. If We had the ability to use the force, we'd cause a non-wheelchair accessible door to crush you just as you were passing through.

Benevolence is overrated.

-The Staff

Juxtapose said...

Uh huh. We both know that if _you_ could unleash the Force, you'd be too busy perpetually spinning a shiny object in front of your to bother with me.

Hey Telly, look behind you, a shiny object! Go get it! Go get it boy!