Tuesday, April 08, 2008

If I Could Unleash the Force...


... I'd use it to close wheelchair-accessible doors that handicapped people open right as they're about to wheel, hobble, or crawl through.

I'm benevolent that way.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jerk. If We had the ability to use the force, we'd cause a non-wheelchair accessible door to crush you just as you were passing through.

Benevolence is overrated.

-The Staff

1:09 a.m.
Juxtapose said...

Uh huh. We both know that if _you_ could unleash the Force, you'd be too busy perpetually spinning a shiny object in front of your to bother with me.

Hey Telly, look behind you, a shiny object! Go get it! Go get it boy!

8:37 a.m.

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