Today is the date of Fearless Leader's birth. We, the Staff (TM) thought we would come out of exile purely for the purposes of this momentous occasion. Happy Birthday, Fearless Leader. May you have many more years of attempting to dumb down the interweb's populace as part of your scheme of eventual global dominance.
Oh, and please simply accept the birthday cupcake that the cat's offering you. Don't kill the cat. He's being nice to you for once, okay?