Saturday, December 27, 2008
My God, I've just come across a startling revelation. You've all heard of WMDs, who hasn't since America's declaration of War against Terror a few years back. The tragedy, of course, is that many brave and valiant men have lost their lives to the effort to keep America safe, and these losses are a hotly debated topic south of the border.
Back home however, all across North America, many other men, simple civilians, have lost themselves to the horror's of WMDs, and honestly, I'm not sure there's much we can do to help them. We can, however, work with our friends and loved ones to try and insure that no man is every harmed by another WMD again. It's not going to be easy, and it will take a lot of strong will and personal sacrifice, but in the end, I'm sure you'll agree that by being persistent, we can all avoid the inevitable Wedding, Marriage, Divorce that has ruined so many other lives.
So please, help discourage your friends from embracing the self-destructive paths of WMDs, help them avoid tying that knot and damning themselves to a life of doubt and misery forever. It's your honoury, manly duty.