Sunday, August 21, 2005

Liberals take it to the Wild, Wild West

Those crazy control freak government-types are headed to the Liberal-hatin' west (Regina, Saskatchewan to be precise) to hold a summit and hold up a big sign saying "We ain't all bad!" Meanwhile, resident westerners will respond with an even bigger sign saying "DIE LIBERAL TAX-HAWKING SCUM!!!" After that, the Liberals will hastily craft the mother of all signs, which shall state: "STEPHEN HARPER IS GAY." If that don't sway a few Western voters, nothin' will.

-The Staff

1 comment:

Juxtapose said...

Don't you love how complex politics is.

I'm waiting for the sign that has politics spelt "politix" on it due to budget cuts.